Oh crap. It's 1st Nov

Only 8 more days till I turn 26 and I'm shitting myself because first I have to hand in my SSM that day (ARRGH) and the fact that I AM TURNING TWENTY-SIX~!!!!!

I don't want to grow old.
I don't want train-tracks on my face.
I don't want saggy boobs.
I don't want to lose the 24 teeth that I just about have.
I don't want to shrink.
I don't want to get fat (slower metabolism you see - since age 21 I've put on 1.5 stone, you do the math).
I don't want my biological clock to tick away.
I don't want to have to meet the expectations on how wise/mature I should be/act.

Most of all, I don't want responsibilities.

I'm tired. Why should I care shit if it's not reciprocal.